I watched "War of the Arrows" tonight, and it only took me three hours to finish it! (Movie is 2:02 long.) If there is a way to watch movies that doesn't involve reading about the Qings on Wikipedia and looking at naked pictures of Prince Harry, I don't want to know it. I feel like this worked out well, because I finished just in time to take my Ambien ten minutes ago. I read somewhere that if I stay up on Ambien, my furniture will talk to me. That's not my plan tonight, but if I could choose one inanimate object to hallucinate about it would definitely be a picture of this guy from the movie:

Look at that forehead! Great job, CGI guys! Whoever said that putting a human facial expression on a tiger would make it way scarier was SO RIGHT.