A regular feature in which my dog recommends a book or two. What's that? Oh, how can a dog recommend a book (that's ridiculous!)?

I'm glad you asked, so I can tell you that you ask too many goddamn questions. Suffice it to say that Molly's overwhelming cuteness, her shnugglewussity if you will, deserves an outlet. And this is the least creepy one I could think of. The last thing any of us want is for my dog to have to wear a bunny costume in this hot, hot weather.

And I'M SORRY I don't have Photoshop.

This time around Molly is recommending Muriel Spark's The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, a novel which she considers to be a mean, hilarious classic, and Yasunari Kawabata's Snow Country, which is a melancholy meditation on wasted love. She thinks these are two flavors that would taste better together. She's probably wrong. She once ate a box of cookies.

No...the actual box.